Today's favorite headline

Mpls Star Tribune, Jun3 25, 2010, Business page D5 "Twitter agrees to zip the beaks of bogus tweeters." Announcing a settlement of a "government complaint about security lapses that allowed hackers to view private messages and send "tweets" from other people's accounts." We do have a skill in this country for creating new and sometimes odd meanings for existing words - not to mention the creation of strange new words.